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The new 2011 Toyota Brathauler

I cannot stand this kid or his stupid car.  That fine-ass wood paneled Buick Roadmaster wagon is cooler than that boring hunk of Toyota crap could ever hope to be.  Style and personality beat out doucheness and conformity any day o’ the week.

Is this what passes for clever advertising nowadays?  I think that a little more brainstorming could have generated something better than “Smug twerp who needs haircut enjoys boring suburban transportation”.

End Rant.