101 Reasons Why This Post May Seem A Little Short

 

101. You might be a really fast reader. Congratulations on that, Speedy.

100. You might have glossed over a few as you went along. It ain’t the same as reading, Bub.

99. You mistook this post for “202 Reasons Why This Post May Seem A Little Short”. It isn’t.

98. You passed out for a bit while scrolling. It happens.

97. Life is so precious that it hurtles by at a blistering pace.

96. Something about rodents. Anything.

95. Look over there!

47. Huh? What? Oh…nothing.

46. Too much caffeine can be bad for your stomach. Just saying.

45. I still find it hard to believe that salsa outsells ketchup.

36. I lose focus easily.

35. I probably didn’t think this through before I started.

34. I rarely, if ever, review my work for errors before publishing.

29. I wish soda came in glass bottles more often, because I like the sound they make when you blow across the top of the bottle.

28. I am easily entertained.

25. I rarely, if ever, review my work for errors before publishing.

24. Republicans

23. Obama. Not the President, but this guy I used to know who ran a convenience store up the block from me many years ago. I think his name was Obama. Oh, no…wait. It was Rick.

19. I haven’t seen the movie “Twins” in quite a while.

14. *whistling*

13. Democrats

6. *incoherent mumbling*

3. Carnation Instant Breakfast.